HERE BE SPOILERS
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so this chicken walks into a library, struts up to the desk, looks the librarian dead in the eye, and says
librarian, a little surprised, takes a book off the shelf and offers it to the chicken. chicken takes the book, leaves.
half hour later, chicken’s back with the book. it drops it in front of the librarian and stares at her for a couple seconds before saying
librarian checks the first book back in, pulls out two more books and hands them over. chicken takes the books and leaves.
couple minutes go by and chicken’s back again with both books. librarian’s a lil surprised, but whatever. she checks them in, and the chicken says
"book book booooooook"
"two shorts and a long, got it." librarian hands over the three books, chicken hefts em, and staggers out.
librarian’s curious at this point, so she closes up the library and follows the chicken, down out of town, down through the woods, off into a swamp. it’s hard going, and the chicken looks exhausted, but it’s still hauling the books.
eventually the chicken stops at a rotten stump, and there’s a huge frog sitting there. chicken, panting, drops the books in front of it, and the frog just looks at them briefly and goes
"read it, read it, read it"